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Math Talent Show

Here's a song I wrote for Austin to play at his math talent show. Yeah, fuckin' math talent show. Quality sucks. Did it in one take in my new place while trying not to wake my roommate. Also, the second to last line should be "spellin' boobies," not "smellin' boobies." Although, you could throw in "smellin'" for kicks. I like this song, and will try to make it sound better later. :)

Math Talent Show

CHORDS: Dude, seriously. G, C and D. Listen to the shit.

LYRICS:
What's more radical
Than a square root,
Other than me?

If under one of those
Is where X hides,
Baby, square both sides!
Gettin' sneaky with math

CHORUS
Addin' numbers, havin' fun.
Wait... We're doin' math.
It feels like work.

Every day,
I'll solve these problems
One by one
Until I get an A.

Get out your calculators
And turn me on.
Punch in these numbers one by one.

Five three one,
Eight oh oh eight.
Turn it around, what have we done?!
Spellin' boobies with math

CHORUS

Factor in some factors
To find the roots.
Dye your hair to hide them back.

Plot these points
See where they cross the line.
Intersection sounds like "inter-sex" to me!
Gettin' nasty with math

CHORUS

Gettin' sneaky with,
Spellin' boobies with,
Gettin' nasty with
MATH!

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